The boys have come up with a new invention to make their jobs of protecting the girls from the other boys at recess just a little easier. They have decided that they need a contraption that flies around the playground. It will hang over the front of their chests with a pair of night vision goggles (just in case the sun is badly blocked while they're at school) and the back originally was supposed to contain a jet pack. After much discussion between the two of them, they decided it would be better to use a helicopter blade up above them so they wouldn't catch the playground mulch on fire with the jet pack flame. From the sides will come pinchers to reach out and grab the boys that are chasing the girls and keep them away.
Sounds great huh!! I wish I'd had a couple boys that were so dedicated to the cause of protecting the girls when I was in 2nd grade!!
1 comment:
No joke... the only boys I remember from 2nd grade are the son of the town mortician and his best friend. They liked to pretend they were dracula.
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